I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I love you.
Bad choice
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