I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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