just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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