one might say we're banned from that church
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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