doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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