You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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