whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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