She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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