Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
being pregnant is like rehab
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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