at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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