dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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