Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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