I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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