I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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