Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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