Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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