My balls are so social today.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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