I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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