is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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