I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
