our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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