Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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