My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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