new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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