apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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