No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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