We're facebook friends in real life
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
