she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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