There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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