We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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