what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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