Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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