He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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