We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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