don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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