The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
