Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Randomize
