vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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