Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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