everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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