If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I faked an abortion last night.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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