i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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