Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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