I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
we should paint friendship bongs
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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