It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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