if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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