windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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