I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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