dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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