Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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