Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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