Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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